A funny post-Donald Trump

Miss Theberge wrote this parody a while back, and I’m sure she won’t have a problem with me sharing it with everyone during this unfortunate time.

Most of you all, hopefully, have heard of the song, “Lump,” by Presidents of the United States of America. If not, go to YouTube and give it a listen.

With what’s going on with our presidential election, this parody rings true, just sing along to the tune of “Lump.”

Enjoy!

“Trump” parody lyrics by J. Theberge

Music by POTUSA

Trump walked into a kwik e Mart, saw a Muslim and shot him in the heart,
Blood flowed on to trumps nice shoes, he ran for president, thinkin no way he could lose.
He’s trump, he’s trump.
What’s in his head?
He’s trump, he’s trump,
what’s that he said?
Trump came in last when it came to brains,
And the one he has is pretty crazy and insane,
His penis is small, but he thinks it’s grand,
Is Trump being real or is he trolling this land?
He’s trump, he’s trump,
He’ll build a wall,
He’s trump, he’s trump,
He’ll build it tall.
Truuuuuump!
Truuuuuuump!
Trump was loud and crazy, he needed a vote
Trump said round up refugees and put them in a boat,
He spent his twenties looking at spreadsheets,
His brain working fast at snail speeds,
He’s trump, he’s trump,
What’s ON his head?
He’s trump, he’s trump,
It looks like bread,
Is this Trump winning the vote, I doubt so…
Is this Trump winning the vote maybe no…
Is this Trump winning the vote, please God no…
Is this Trump winning the vote…

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